Best vacation EVER! Here's what you get:

• Private limo from your house to the nearest international airport. Your choice of libations will be waiting for you in the limo. 
• Private luxury jet. Only 20 passengers are allowed. We have 14 staff on board to cater to your every need. 
• Your favorite food, drink, and cannabis on board, assuring you don't lose one minute of vacation time. 
• Private limos to take you from the airport to an amazing private yacht.
• Private luxury yacht will deliver you to our secret island. The trip will be overnight, and you will be totally pampered and well provided for while sailing. 
• ONE ENTIRE MONTH on a secluded, private Caribbean island
• LUXURY "cabins", featuring PLUNGE POOLS, privacy, fully stocked bars, super comfy beds, and all the amenities you can possibly want
• FULL TIME, ROUND THE CLOCK CONCIERGE and staff. Whatever you want, whenever you want. They'll even roll your joints for you!
• Marvelous spa, masseusses, herb facials, mani/pedis- whatever. 
• NEW: INFUSION BAR! Feeling a little peckish? Grab an infusion and get back on track!
• Paragliding, parasailing, jet skis, glass bottom boats, snorkeling, scuba, GORGEOUS REEFS: IT'S ALL HERE, AND ALL JUST FOR YOU!
• PRIVATE HELICOPTER HOME! We figure that after a month, you'll be ready to go back to the harsh grind of reality. So to get you there quicker, we'll dispatch helicopters to pick you up and land you back home, right at your door.